1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
No wonder a Pythagorean's most sacred oath was by this tetractys, the Principle of Health and 'fount and root of ever-flowing nature'.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A scarf hanging between my computer and a lamp.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Burn Notice. Yes, the last time I watched TV was the last time there was an episode of Burn Notice.
If you count TV shows watched on a computer, Doctor Who.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Two ... o'clock?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:31. Close enough.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Passing cars, the heater running.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About half an hour ago to take laundry downstairs.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The latest deviations on my deviantwatch.

9. What are you wearing?
Black jeans, a mulberry-coloured shirt and a soft brown t-shirt that says 'Cleveland'. Fun fact: I have never even been to Cleveland.

10. Did you dream last night?
Presumably. I think I remember something about Lady Sybil Ramkin. TOO MUCH DISCWORLD.

11. When did you last laugh?
I forget.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
White paint. There are vertical grooves carved into the walls. Some cobwebs. The connecting room's wall decor is much more interesting: two lamps, a pentacle, a broom, a calendar, and a giant rosette with streamers coming off of it made from paper.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Honestly, I'm no longer sure what's weird.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Mediocre at best, Potter.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I think it was Gosford Park.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Some land. A house. And a lot of books for the huge library in the house. And a camera. And a COW, and some goats! Oh and maybe some furniture for the house.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I pace when I get excited about something.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make gender not be defined in anyone's mind by genitals or chromosomes or hormones.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, even if I'm terrible at it.

20. George Bush:
DO NOT WANT.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Halley, or Cassini (Cassie for short!)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Kepler, or Hawking

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
It wouldn't be abroad anymore once I lived there.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
A friendly greeting always gives the best impression at social functions.

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Eh.