Auntie-Oxidant

Stole this from Sierra C:

Belle
[ ] You've kissed someone your friends didn't like
[ ] You've been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[ ] You are not shy at all
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[ ] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[ ] You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
Total: 4

Rapunzel
[ ] You're an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[ ] You can get really bored
[ ] You have very long hair
[ ] Your hair is bright blonde
[x] You're an artsy person
[ ] You're childish
[ ] You can't wait to stop the same routine each day and start living
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[ ] You like to follow the rules
Total: 3

Alice
[x] You have/had a pet rabbit
[ ] You love to play cards
[ ] You constantly know the time
[ ] You get in sticky situations
[ ] You have been to a court
[x] You have fallen asleep while doing homework.
[x] You have had a tea party
[x] You like hats
[x] You're late
[x] You know how to play croquet
Total: 6

Jasmine
[ ] Your dad is rich
[ ] You are very clever
[x] You've been with someone way different from you
[x] You're unique and different from everyone else
[x] You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[ ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don't have a lot of friends
[x] You're independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[ ] Your parents try to control your life
Total: 4

Megara
[ ] Your boyfriend is strong
[ ] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before
[ ] You are very convincing
[ ] You have fallen in love before
[ ] You have had your heart broken
[x] You find an interest in Greek mythology
[ ] You lie sometimes
[ ] You pretend to be someone you're not
[x] You have been used
[x] Purple is one of your favourite colours
Total: 3

Ariel
[ ] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it's hard for you
[x] You're a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You're the youngest in your family
[ ] You have a lot of sisters
[ ] You collect something
[ ] You have/had long hair
[x] You are adventurous
[ ] You're extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you
Total: 4

Aurora
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[ ] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[x] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You're adopted
[ ] You're very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
Total: 2

Cinderella
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[ ] You love animals
[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[ ] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[ ] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friends house before
[ ] You have blond hair
Total: 3

Snow White
[ ] You know that you're beautiful
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You've almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[ ] You've had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[ ] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You're happier when you're out of the house than in
Total: 5

Tinkerbell
[ ] You get jealous easily
[x] You loved your childhood
[x] You like to fly
[ ] You believe in magic
[ ] You're 5'2 or under
[ ] You hate pirates
[x] You love sparkle
[x] People underestimate you
[x] You get angry easily
[x] You have/had a treehouse
Total: 6

Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You've been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead
[ ] Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[ ] You love nature
[x] You have/had black hair
[ ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You're very adventurous
Total: 4

Mulan
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[ ] You've pretended to be someone you're not
[x] You've had a physical fight with someone
[ ] You have/had considered running away from home
[ ] Your parents try to plan your life out
[ ] A lot of your friends are boys
[ ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x] You love your family so much that you'd do anything to protect them
Total: 3

Results:

Belle - 4
Rapunzel - 3
Alice - 6
Jasmine - 4
Megara - 3
Ariel - 4
Aurora - 2
Cinderella - 3
Snow White - 5
Tinkerbell - 6
Pocahontas - 4
Mulan - 3

Alice, Tinkerbell, and Snow White! I am okay with this

Nabbed from . C:

Have you ever?

1. Kissed your cousin: Familially, yeah.
2. Ran away: I did all the time when I was really young. Never got far, though, of course.
3. Pictured your crush naked: The only person who wouldn't would be ... IDEK. The Pope?
5. Broken someone's heart: I doubt it. But I certainly hope not.
6. Been in love: IDEK
7. Cried when someone died: Of course.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: All the damn time.
9. Broken a bone: Nope. But I have sprained my left wrist something like 6 times (it's really flexible now, and can withstand just about anything)
11. Lied: White lies when I was a kid, yeah. But never anything serious, and I don't anymore. I've always been a terrible liar anyway, eh.
12. Cried in school: ... yeeeeeah.

Which is better?

13. Coke or Pepsi: Neither
14. Sprite or 7UP: Ginger beer
15. Girls or Guys: For Friends: Guys. For Kissing: Girls. (If you are going to simplistically categorize your options, meme, I am allowed to simplistically categorize my choices.)
16. Flowers or candy: Uh, either. I'd really just be chuffed to get anything. If flowers, I like lilies. If candy, I like nice chocolate or cheap sugar.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: Scruff! If the guy in question can pull it off.
19. Blondes or Brunettes: I don't really have an objective preferance. But I guess I always seem to fall for blondes.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: Depends on how either is expressed, really. But um. If they're both carried off in a really negative way, slutty is marginally better.
21. Tall or Short: Short people are indisputably adorable. C:
22. Pants or Shorts: Pants

With the opposite sex?
(I'm going to pretend that says same)

23: What do you notice first: Uh. General face-ness? I guess. I kind of catalogue a rough outline of everything really quickly, then go back and fill in the details. So I couldn't say.
24. Last person you slow danced with: Um. Every time I see Joy I end up trying to force her to waltz with me? But it's not so much like slowdancing. More like dragging her around while she screams.
25. Worst question to ask: Uh, if this means worst question to hear, "What's your phone number?" Because I can never remember mine. If it's worst question to have to ask ... IDEK really. I tend to avoid asking questions if they seem even remotely uncomfortable. I'm awkward enough as it is :I

The last time ...

26. Showered: Last night.
27. Had Sex: FOREVER ALONE  (in bed)

What is (your favourite) ...

29. Your good luck charm: ... Huh. I'm sure I should have one, considering the ridiculous amount of small, treasured items I own. But none are really lucky.
30. Person you hate most: Agreeing with Sierra. MESSIH, THE DEVIL-TEACHER.
31. Best thing that has happened this year: I do not know. Getting accepted to CSSSA was good. Um. Disneyland was pretty fantastic. There was this time Sierra and Joy and I drew on Profita (chemistry teacher)'s board, and he left it up for like weeks. That might have been the best. C:
32. Colour: asdfghjkl all the colours? Except some oranges and greens. And brown, which shouldn't exist. But yeah, all the colours.
33. Movie: At the moment, The King's Speech.
36. Cars: Are okay.
37. Ice cream: I like gelato best of anything. But if it has to be ice cream ... probably strawberry.
39. Season: Probably winter. the weather is terrible (I love terrible weather), and I can wear as many ridiculous layers as I like. C:
40. Breakfast food: I really don't eat breakfast. But when I do, I usually want pastries that aren't too sweet. Lemon bread is good.

Who ...

43. Makes you laugh the most: Joy, Laithem C:
44. Makes you smile all the time: Sierra, Laithem, Dani, Allison, Joy, Tavian, everyones. C:
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: Dani (usually by distracting me with something ridiculous).
46. Has a crush on you: uh
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Colin Firth.
48. Who has it easier? Girls or guys?: time lords
50. Gives you a funny feeling when You see them: Drunkards? Vampires?

Do you ever ...

50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: not that I can recall
51. Save MSN conversations: Frequently
52. Save emails: I don't really bother to delete them but I don't go back and look at them either
53. Wish you were someone else: Not really. I wish I'd made different decisions, sometimes, of course. But I'm fine with who I am.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: PENISES ARE PRETTY NEAT I GUESS.
57. Use perfume: That stuff is expensive
58. Kiss: yeah
59. Romantic memory: Do I ever romantic memory? Do you ever grammar?

Have you ...

61. Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: No.
63. Been rejected: Haha no. I'm never brave enough to pursue anything in the first place.
64. Been in love?: I don't think so.
65. Been in lust?: Not really.
66. Used someone?: No? I hope not D:
67. Been used?: No
68. Cheated on someone?: No
69. Been cheated on?: No
70. Been kissed?: Yes
71. Done something you regret?: Who hasn't? Maybe the Pope

The last person ...

72. You touched?: My cat! She is attempting to sit on my keyboard
73. You talked to?: My mom
74. You hugged?: Can't recall
75. You instant messaged?: Sierra. But she hasn't replied yet. :I
76. You kissed?: a time lord!
78. You yelled at?: My mom. I am a failure. D:
80. Who broke your heart?: ehhhhh
81. Who told you they loved you?: Dani I think? We was IM'ing.

Do you ...

82. Color your hair?: Haha yes. So far it's been dark blue, purpleish-pink, light blue-green and pink, gingerish, and now it's purple-ish red.
83. Have tattoos?: Nein.
84. Have piercings?: Keiner.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.
86. Own a webcam?: There is one inside my computer's face
87. Own a thong?: ugh no
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: Sometimes C:
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Ja!
90. Habla espanol?: No. ): Like, a few words. But that's it.
91. Quack?: QUAAAAACK.

Have you, do you, are you ...

92. Stolen anything?: No
93. Smoke?: No
94. Schizophrenic?: I don't think so, and neither do the voices
95. Obsessive?: Yeaaah
96. Compulsive?: Occasionally
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Not really
98. Panic?: Sometimes, yeah.
99. Anxiety?: ALL THE DAMN TIME.
100. Depressed?: Only rarely. Right now, just super stressed. I:

THERE YOU GO. MORE THAN YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT SORCHA. like, for real

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.


1. How does the world see you? Gauge My Eyes Out - The Tiger Lillies
... Well, that's a literal interpretation of the question.

2. Will I have a happy life? The Unquiet Grave - Faith and the Muse
... So that's a no, then.

3. What do my friends think of me? The Bad Thing - Arctic Monkeys
That's so lovely.

4. Do people secretly lust after me? What Is This Feeling? - Wicked soundtrack
I think that means no.

5. How can I make myself happy? Killing and Curing the Queen - Horrible Histories
Sure.

6. What should I do with my life? Don't Be A Jerk, Jonny - The Drums
'Spose that's good advice.

7. Will I ever have children? Leechwife - Rasputina
... A'ight then.

8. What is some good advice for me? Look With Your Heart - Andrew Lloyd Webber
I can accept that.

9. How will I be remembered? Invincible - Ok Go
That sounds good.

10. What's my signature dancing song? Half Nelson - Bird & Miles
Hell yes.

11. What's my current theme song? Manchester England - Hair
HELL YES.

12. What do others think is my current theme song? A Good Idea At The Time - Ok Go
That works too.

13. What shall they play at my funeral? Empty Chairs and Empty Tables - Les Mis
HELL. FRICKIN. YES.

14. What type of women do I like? Love a Whore - The Tiger Lillies
... hah?

15. How's my love life? The Song Collector - Chumbawamba
I don't even.

Tra la la.


Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your character.
3. Tag some other characters.

1. Courtesan loves the Beatles. He spent a fortnight (a long time for his usual time-jumping schedule) stuck in the 1960s, and fell in love with the band. He's especially pleased that they've remained popular enough that if he shows up on Earth at any time between 1960 and 2060, he won't have too difficult a time of tracking down a record for his collection while he's in the area.

2. He has a vinyl record collection. It's probably his most nerdy habit. It's also very impractical, as there's only so much he can carry from world to world. He usually carries his clothes, jewelery, oud (Middle Eastern musical instrument), Sexy Makeup Kit for Sexifying (it is labeled as such), and record collection, and nothing else. He doesn't actually have a record player.  

3. He doesn't take money as payment, only precious gems and other such shiny things. While money is different across galaxies and centuries, shiny things are equally shiny wherever you are, and diamonds are a courtesan's best friend.

4. He's self conscious about his weight. Although he's discovered that curves can actually be used to your advantage when you're the best courtesan the multiverse has ever seen, and even though he knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that there are few people more beautiful than him ... he still doesn't feel beautiful. And dieting is pretty difficult when you're constantly being buffeted about the space-time continuum.

5. Courtesan lives in fear of being randomly transported to puritan Massachusetts, where he was raised. He has nightmares about it, and he knows that even with the infinity of the multiverse, it's only a matter of time.

6. His favorite colour is red.

7. He isn't good at anything but skills that are required for being a courtesan, but he's very good at those -- and, for some odd reason, at matchmaking and giving relationship advice.

8. He's only been in love once, when he was trapped in the 60s. It ended badly, since he disappeared without warning. Since then, he's been afraid of attachment.

TAGGINGS:
, give me random facts about Moronavich! Or Elaestr. Or Kailie. Or ... anyone really. YOUR CHOICE.

And, uh, anyone else who wants to do it, do it?